To defecate, to make brownies from your brown hole, to release the poop from its cage, to go berserk, to do business on the porcelain throne, rule your kingdom.
(Texting)
1) Whatchu doing?
2) dropping a brick down the well, and ripping a hole through time and space with my ungodly farts. Wbu bro?
1) wait i'm on the toilet too let's drop a brick down the well together!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)