Catch phrase of Scottish husband and wife comedy duo Ian and Jenette Tough, in which they play father and son: Ian & Wee Jimmy Krankie AKA The Krankies.
John: Im sorry Ian but I ran over your wife dressed as a school kid, what's all that about then?
A short piece of writing (usually fanfiction but sometimes original), usually no more than a 1000 words (although length is debatable) and often not bearing any real direction or plot. Drabbles are more often used to make a point about the characters or events involved, or to provide an introspection or specific point of view.
"I wrote a drabble fic about (insert own fandom). It's not very long but it shows how (insert name) would react to (insert event)."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.