douchemous maximus  

a person who fits the profile of a perfect douchebag. Someone, who often in public places, makes an ass out of themselves and the people associating with them. Derived from the term douche, which is a total ass clown, and maximus, a roman term meaning to a great degree. so Douchemous Maximus would be a complete and total douche.

Thomas - "You know that douche bag Dennis?" Tim - "Yeah that guy is a total douchemous maximus ." Thomas - "yeah he is..."

douchemous maximus by thebigredT January 20, 2009

doucheus maximus 

The absolute king of douchebags. Someone who just isn't truthfully represented by only being called a douchebag.

Wow, did you see Terrell Owens the other day? What a doucheus maximus.

doucheus maximus by Kirk B. December 24, 2008

doucheous maximus 

A person that is the prime example of a douchebag. Maybe the term douchebag is too light a word to describe them. They think that they're all that and a bag of chips, and refuse to accept that they suck at life. Oftentimes they call other people douches because they are in denial of their own douche-ness.

"I pop muh collah and get all da bitches followin me around."

Bystanders: "Man, that guy's not just a douche, he's a doucheous maximus!"

doucheous maximus by Camen510 January 2, 2009

maximus douchimus 

Latin form of the phrase "big douche".

You're name is Max? More like Maximus Douchimus. (laughter)

maximus douchimus by Shooter McGavin June 10, 2005