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dork diaries 

A comic strip about a girl's daily life and written by Rachel Reneé Russell symbolising her wet dream. A total rip-off from the Wimpy Kid series. Some are actually creative while others are too childish.
Girl: Do you read Dork Diaries?

Guy: Just a few strips, yes. I gotta say, the author has an active imagination of how a modern, trendy, teenage girl's lifestyle should be. A total weirdo, shy and extrovert she is and gives me a sense of enjoyment after a long day of hard work. I have some strips of the series at my home.

Girl: I'm glad we share the same idea! We should exchange our knowledge of Dork Diaries some time! Oh, and I can give you some other latest series I have, if you're interested!
dork diaries by LaserImouto February 22, 2022
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Dork Diaries 

A cringy and crappy knockoff and girly version of Diary Of A Wimpy Kid. About a girl who is more of a dip shit than Greg Heffley. There is also a page in one of the books where they do gen z trends to get kids attention, trust me you don't want to know what it is. So yeah don't read this book and read DOAWK instead.
Ben Dover: I love reading Dork Diaries!
Moe Lester: Are you fucking serious, imagine reading a dowak ripoff kek.

Dork diaries 

A corny book series about a girl freaking crying for no freaking reason and being dramatic as hell.
Nikki: omg he doesn’t like me cuz he brought a pizza at 9:00 pm lol
People with an in span over 12:BURN THE DARN BOOK WHAT THE HELL
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Dork diaries by Missyfit9 January 16, 2021

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Dork diaries is very good.
I’m 24 and still lave dork diaries.

Dork Diaries 

I looove dork diaries!
Dork Diaries by alola! July 9, 2023
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026