An unknown or mystery person who leaves shit streaks, floaters, or clogged toilets. Dookie Bandits usually has a favorite toilet spot to conduct his/her business. Dookie Bandits make the janitor's job that much more degrading.
by Hectorcaliente October 5, 2011
A man commonly know as Aaron that takes massive poops in odd places; such as a driveway, playground slide, sandbox, urinal, a cooler, etc.
by bignutzputz69 June 16, 2020