Donkey Flu

A type of cold where the illness is mostly in your throat. Making the victim feel as if they were raped in the throat by a donkey. Worse than swine flu because donkey's are hung.

1. What's up with Joe today?
2. He's out sick with Donkey Flu.
3. Oh, hope he drinks lots of fluids that doesn't consist of donkey sperm.

by lord_adrick February 8, 2010

Donkey Boner Flu

A very rare flu

Symptoms: coughing, sneezing, runny nose, random boners

You can usually figure out if you have the flu when you get a boner in even the gayest situations, and often have the urge to touch yourself.

Jeff: I have a bad case of donkey boner flu.

John: I can tell...

by Huava June 17, 2009

donkey fluffer

Someone who prepares a donkey for a donkey show.

Arrogant asshole Dr. Woods is a donkey fluffer.

by Steve March 30, 2005

donkey fluffer

One who gives the donkey fellatio for the main show.

Dr Bob Woods is a donkey fluffer.

by paul April 3, 2005

Donkey Fluff

Computer hardware that has been orphaned inside a large company, but which nobody will throw away for fear that it belongs to someone else.

When they fired the entire shell team, the print server became donkey fluff.

by Erin Corliss June 5, 2003

Fluffy Donkey

Fluffy donkeys are the fluffiest of all donkeys they might also be the best-looking animal in the world. They are often mistaken for Goats. they are also used to refer to big shots (they should be) like CR7 or the GOAT MESSI but people aint that smart sometimes fluffy donkeys are the only friends you need so be a fluffy donkey.

im a fluffy donkey

by fluffy_donkey August 18, 2024

Donkeyflaps

When women's labia (pussylips) are loose and flimsy, almost like saloon doors

"Karen's donkeyflaps almost suffocated me last night"

by Chickenbot December 14, 2009