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Donkament Institution

Donkament institution is a hypothetical place, that was originally designed by a secret underground-society with the idea of superiorism. This group was formed by very few people whose object was to purify the earth from so called "donkaments".

As a concept, "donkament" generalized itself in internet-poker tables as an synonym for donkey, which again stands for a person with no intelligence and no worth as a human being.

Donkament institution expanded the meaning of donkament in general, forging together everything below the acceptance of it`s designers. In Donkament institution there are different levels, most of them located deep under the surface of earth. The deeper you move in levels, the more worthless beings you encounter as they are located there in more and more miserable conditions.
In this realm they are degraded from their humanity and turned into specimens for various fields and tortured brutally, once again more and more brutally as you move deeper in the facility.
The geographical location of the institution is unknown, but they say it`s located in the darkest and filthiest corner of Earth, completely isolated from the world and is being fenced with electric walls, and guarded by genetically created mutants with inhuman powers. It would be true to state that it`s as close to hell as you can get.
It gains it`s electricity from a gigantic cycle in the basement, which is for example, runned by chained gypsys.

The Donkament institution gains profit from, for example, experiments performed to it`s prisoners. It`s being controlled and directed from the headquarters which are located somewhere near the equator, in a luxury complex owned by the underground society. According to rumours, it`s leaders/creators are ridiculously rich and possess a huge influence over the underground world.

Whether the institution really exists or not, remains as mystery.
- omg look at that fat`n ugly retard.
- He should be sent to the Donkament institution.


- I think inner beauty matters the most, looks don`t matter.
- You should be sent to the deepest levels of Donkament institution.
Donkament Institution by ihazkaroz October 19, 2008

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
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"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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