Done the Deed

Doing the sexual intercourse with another person. Said like this to be funny

Samuel: Mom, Dad, How was your day?
Mom: Listen, we heard you had sex with your swim instructor.
Dad: Son, we heard you during when you had Done the Deed at the local Gym...

Done the Deed by MruhBroment April 9, 2020

Done the Deed

A phrase someone says when feeling guilty and not wanting to talk about the actual act, usually pertaining to murder

Guy 1: Hey, where were you?
Guy 2: At my cousin's castle
Guy 1: Well...did you kill him?
Guy 2: I have done the deed
2. Zout, damned spot, Zout, I say!

Done the Deed by fireboyy515 May 6, 2009

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who done the dirty deed

Whenever you ask a pregnant woman who is the father of her baby

James: Yo Mary, I see you're pregnant who done the dirty deed then?

Mary: Oh it was Mark

who done the dirty deed by Upstairsdragon February 27, 2014

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The deed is done

Something you wanted or didn't want to do has been, in fact, done.

You often can't reverse the action.

A: Hey, did you do what I asked you to? A1: Did the joke on Paul go well?
B: Yeah, the deed is done B2: The deed is done.

The deed is done by V̶̧̬̫̫͎̫͚͈̉̕͠ỉ̵̡̻̠̰̎̈́̿̅̀͝x̸͐̈́ October 20, 2018

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The Deed is Done

When you finish the deed (a masturbating session).

Me: Jack, the deed is done.

Jack: Why do you have to tell me everytime you masturbate?!

The Deed is Done by Mazza Mada June 2, 2015

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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