Dolphicorn 

An amazing majestikal creature that is half dolphin, half unicorn. When it get's excited (Aroused) it shoots out a spell of rainbow plasma from it's horn into the depths of heaven while it ponders on, to make things unbelievably stunning in it's immortal life.

The Dolphicorn is a sacred being and must not be compared to anything else besides what it truely is, magical.

Dolphicorn by Majestikal Dolphicorn April 4, 2009

Dolphicorn 

a beautiful magestic creature found in the realms of Magical Land.... it is a hybrid of a dolphin and a unicorn.

Oh my god! did you see that dolphicorn flying out of the water!

Dolphicorn by DeeTheDolphin2468 October 28, 2016

douchicorn 

n. A douchbag so rare that it borders on the mythical. The douchicorn is able to take on many forms, only appears for a few seconds randomly at meat markets, and is usually wearing sunglasses inside at night and sports douchie hair. After seeing a douchicorn one may question if it was really there or a figment of their imagination.

You: Oh my god I think that's the biggest douche I've ever seen in my life.

Friend: Holy Shit you're right!

You: Where did he go?

Friend: Either we both dropped acid and don't remember, or we just witnessed the Douchicorn.

douchicorn by djsquared1 October 12, 2009