Dog Creep 

Dog Creep:
A mild form of non predatory stalking whereby a human stalks a member of the genus Canis (dogs, wolves, foxes) in search of giggles and joy, in attempt to fulfill ones own desires of possessing their own.

"that girl is such a dog creeper"
"lets hangout at the dog park and dog creep"
"can i stroke your pooch? i swear I'm not a dog creep"
"Excuse me why do you have biscuits in your purse? you must be a dog creep!”

Dog Creep by shmee123 June 8, 2014

Creep-dog 

A sketchy Guy who always asks to wash your dog & releases “the poison” on his girlfriend’s face, while asleep.

Oh man, you’re such a creep-dog for jizzing on your sleeping girlfriend’s face!

Creep-dog by Freckles8221 January 30, 2020

Creep-dog 

Guy that has something "off" about him. He is weird, scary, perverted... just a huge creep.

That 50 year old that just hit on your little sister is a huge creep-dog

Creep-dog by 301 August 2, 2006

creep-dog 

someone who looks plain creepy and can't do anything about it

my bro shaved his head, so far he's been creep-doggin all summer

creep-dog by creepdogexpert July 29, 2010

Dog Creeper 

A mild form of stalking which occurs when a dog makes its owner feel uncomfortable by acting weird, sketchy or creepy; staring at the owner for extended periods of time, following the owner from room to room, always wanting to be in physical contact with its owner, obsessively licking and smelling the owner, physically crying when the owner leaves the home.

My Chihuahua is such a dog creeper. Every time I look up she is always close by, sitting and staring at me.

Seriously, my dog must be the creepiest dog creeper ever. I would let her sketchy ass sit next to me all the time if she didn't act all creepy when she did. Bitch is always licking on me like I am a lollipop, and of course you can see in her eyes that it turns her on.

Dog Creeper by mydogsgonecrazy November 7, 2012

Tin Dog creek 

When your mate has a shit that just keeps smearing all around his ass crack like vegemite... give him the tin dog creek: you piss down his lower back and into his ass crack, allowing him to use the piss to wash his shit from around his ass crack

Ronny: Oi cuz, I can’t wipe this shit clear of my ass, gimme the tin dog creek aye?!
Cuz: no worries, spread that ol clacker of yours wide

Tin Dog creek by Shadowscorpse June 12, 2018