Dog Creep:
A mild form of non predatory stalking whereby a human stalks a member of the genus Canis (dogs, wolves, foxes) in search of giggles and joy, in attempt to fulfill ones own desires of possessing their own.
A mild form of non predatory stalking whereby a human stalks a member of the genus Canis (dogs, wolves, foxes) in search of giggles and joy, in attempt to fulfill ones own desires of possessing their own.
"that girl is such a dog creeper"
"lets hangout at the dog park and dog creep"
"can i stroke your pooch? i swear I'm not a dog creep"
"Excuse me why do you have biscuits in your purse? you must be a dog creep!”
"lets hangout at the dog park and dog creep"
"can i stroke your pooch? i swear I'm not a dog creep"
"Excuse me why do you have biscuits in your purse? you must be a dog creep!”
by shmee123 June 8, 2014
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by 301 August 2, 2006
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Get the creep-dog mug.A mild form of stalking which occurs when a dog makes its owner feel uncomfortable by acting weird, sketchy or creepy; staring at the owner for extended periods of time, following the owner from room to room, always wanting to be in physical contact with its owner, obsessively licking and smelling the owner, physically crying when the owner leaves the home.
My Chihuahua is such a dog creeper. Every time I look up she is always close by, sitting and staring at me.
Seriously, my dog must be the creepiest dog creeper ever. I would let her sketchy ass sit next to me all the time if she didn't act all creepy when she did. Bitch is always licking on me like I am a lollipop, and of course you can see in her eyes that it turns her on.
Seriously, my dog must be the creepiest dog creeper ever. I would let her sketchy ass sit next to me all the time if she didn't act all creepy when she did. Bitch is always licking on me like I am a lollipop, and of course you can see in her eyes that it turns her on.
by mydogsgonecrazy November 7, 2012
Get the Dog Creeper mug.When your mate has a shit that just keeps smearing all around his ass crack like vegemite... give him the tin dog creek: you piss down his lower back and into his ass crack, allowing him to use the piss to wash his shit from around his ass crack
Ronny: Oi cuz, I can’t wipe this shit clear of my ass, gimme the tin dog creek aye?!
Cuz: no worries, spread that ol clacker of yours wide
Cuz: no worries, spread that ol clacker of yours wide
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