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Dog Creep 

Dog Creep:
A mild form of non predatory stalking whereby a human stalks a member of the genus Canis (dogs, wolves, foxes) in search of giggles and joy, in attempt to fulfill ones own desires of possessing their own.
"that girl is such a dog creeper"
"lets hangout at the dog park and dog creep"
"can i stroke your pooch? i swear I'm not a dog creep"
"Excuse me why do you have biscuits in your purse? you must be a dog creep!”
Dog Creep by shmee123 June 8, 2014
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Creep-dog 

A sketchy Guy who always asks to wash your dog & releases “the poison” on his girlfriend’s face, while asleep.
Oh man, you’re such a creep-dog for jizzing on your sleeping girlfriend’s face!
Creep-dog by Freckles8221 January 30, 2020
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Creep-dog 

Guy that has something "off" about him. He is weird, scary, perverted... just a huge creep.
That 50 year old that just hit on your little sister is a huge creep-dog
Creep-dog by 301 August 2, 2006

creep-dog 

someone who looks plain creepy and can't do anything about it
my bro shaved his head, so far he's been creep-doggin all summer
creep-dog by creepdogexpert July 29, 2010

Dog Creeper 

A mild form of stalking which occurs when a dog makes its owner feel uncomfortable by acting weird, sketchy or creepy; staring at the owner for extended periods of time, following the owner from room to room, always wanting to be in physical contact with its owner, obsessively licking and smelling the owner, physically crying when the owner leaves the home.
My Chihuahua is such a dog creeper. Every time I look up she is always close by, sitting and staring at me.

Seriously, my dog must be the creepiest dog creeper ever. I would let her sketchy ass sit next to me all the time if she didn't act all creepy when she did. Bitch is always licking on me like I am a lollipop, and of course you can see in her eyes that it turns her on.
Dog Creeper by mydogsgonecrazy November 7, 2012

Tin Dog creek 

When your mate has a shit that just keeps smearing all around his ass crack like vegemite... give him the tin dog creek: you piss down his lower back and into his ass crack, allowing him to use the piss to wash his shit from around his ass crack
Ronny: Oi cuz, I can’t wipe this shit clear of my ass, gimme the tin dog creek aye?!
Cuz: no worries, spread that ol clacker of yours wide
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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