doctor

a smart asx who rejects easy to solve problems and gives u more pain instead of helping in any way

the doctor did not help us no matter how hard we tried

by nonekopopo October 3, 2020

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This word's usage is derived from shortening "damn right" to "dr" in internet instant messaging, which is of course the abbreviation for doctor. Occassionally it may be said so quickly and with so much aggression as to be pronounced "dotter".

Friend: Man, I really need to take a shower.
Me: Doctor you do.

by Goat City January 14, 2012

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A doctor is a person that has succeeded in research-related postgraduate studies of an extended period. Also known as a "doctor of philosophy".

Some professions such as medical practitioners, dentists, chiropractors and optometrists have more recently corrupted use of the term for their own personal ends.

"I am a doctor."

"Good, can you help me with my ingrown toenails?"

"No sorry, I'm a REAL doctor."

by Rob McQ August 5, 2006

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as in when someone overwhelms you with facts (and explanations) that you already or do not already know.

Doctor: You've got a small dick.
Ronald: Really? What does that mean?
Doctor: It means your IQ is below average.
Ronald: Ohhh.
Doctor: Doctored!

by Blk1Babes February 7, 2011

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Doctors are People that have a dark streak and a psychotic dark side that like to get paid very well for stabbing people with needles, cutting people open this knifes, bringing bad news and all that dark devil worshiping. the red cross Sells blood to doctors, 'cause all doctors are vampires, obviously. The few are Zombies and eat the dead patients brains. How can I prove this? Whenever something bad happens, like a fire, or a car crash, Guess who's there? The paramedics, which are the Devil doctors servants. These "mobile" devil worshippers are even worse then doctors, they can find you anywhere. They have trucks, buses, Helicopters and other devil transportation. So we are never safe from these Doctors. So what shall we do? Take that white doctors coat and turn it into a straitjacket.

Doctor:: Ma'ma your sons dead
Woman:: NO!
Doctors:: Ma'ma please sit down. Ma'ma! SUCURITY!

by Hawkington =]] February 2, 2008

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