Doctor

The man who makes sure you living and in perfect health. They work 24/7 and save people's lives and what do they get? Hate

Doctor, thank you so much for giving me my life back! *tear swells up in eye*

by The Jester of Madness! September 20, 2015

Doctor

A qualified practitioner of medicine; a physician.

"If you aren't feeling better soon, we will take you to the doctor!"

by hahahahloololol April 28, 2018

Doctor

Scary. Very scary. Smiles, stabs you with needles, tells you everything is fine but it's really not...

Random Person 1: Where are you going?

Random Person 2: To the Doctor's office.

random Person 1: AHHHHHH!*faints*

by BeWareOfMe March 30, 2013

Doctor

What your dad yells at you to be if you're Asian

"My dad yelled at me to be a doctor"

by Knee-Lover August 12, 2018

Doctor

Doctor ….

This comment in written as a post ..

I am not a doctor

Which was a joke as the context was about spending all day laying in the sun .. no sun cream … I find it medicinal and healing like nothing else …

This contradicts all doctors and scientists ..

Hence the opening statement..

If someone takes this from and mentions this and me by name … taken out of context … seriously .. and alluding to something I knew about? Wtf

This is my only ever account ud knows this along with its shady moderators …

End of …

Don’t make shit up saying I have multiple accounts and it’s clear there are many people claiming to be the same person ..

This site is a parody of the world itself ..

The people here are the same ones that say I am an issue in the physical world but chose to walk and stand outside my house all day … every day ….

Their choices …

If you mention make sure your facts are correct at least before entering a debate …

Seriously ..

….

Doctor .. ing facts to suit the ongoing agenda …

Nice …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 26, 2023

Doctor

Someone in porn movie who examines women's breasts for no reason.

"Doctor I have a headache"
"Oh, take off your bra let's see what's the matter."

by Thisislifesmeaning November 5, 2019

Doctor

A “man” that kills your ills with pills then kills YOU with bills

“Is anyone a doctor?”
“I am!”
“Ha, nerd”

by Dogcrap09 February 5, 2020