While your chick is throwing up, you bang her doggy-style in the bathroom, while continuously pulling her hair so her head bobs up and down like a pez dispenser while projecting vomit.
by petrochile November 23, 2008
by Squachnnn July 16, 2022
amy is a boner dispenser.... ;p
by TheAlmightyBonerDispenser July 27, 2011
Extreme version of Social Distancing were Fanatical germ obsessed Sheeple become completely unhinged at the site of another himan being who is not wearing a face mask, or who is moving within 6feet of another human. They have completely Dispensed with any and all socia, rational or emotional connections to other humans because their fear has completely overwhelmed their sensibilities.
hey!!! YOU CANT HUG THAT CHILD!!! SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!!!!!
Me:
Whats the point of surviving, if the cost of living is that we all end up practicing an ice cold version of Social Dispensing?
Me:
Whats the point of surviving, if the cost of living is that we all end up practicing an ice cold version of Social Dispensing?
by KrashWorship April 12, 2020
A female who births one or more children that grow up to do nothing but disappoint everyone around them. These spawns are perceived as and are most definitely mistakes that should not have been created. Mistake Dispenser can also refer to the woman's vagina rather than the whole person. This implies that the woman may not be a bad person but her reproductive organs have a tendency to spawn mistakes.
Example One: "Oh Josh! You can't have kids with her she is bound to be a mistake dispenser!"
Example Two: Doctor "Hello Ms. Samantha, how is your Mistake Dispenser feeling?"
Example Two: Doctor "Hello Ms. Samantha, how is your Mistake Dispenser feeling?"
by I even make rain wet December 29, 2021
When a BDSM submissive comes to a dominant (usually online) with a shopping list of things for them to 'do to them' with no actual attention paid to the dom's feelings and needs.
See also "Objectification of the Dom"
See also "Objectification of the Dom"
"Yet another sub wanted me to call him a filthy slut and told me to 'force' him to smell my panties. He just thinks I am a kink dispenser."
by Master Shadow December 19, 2022