A term used to describe something amazing or awesome; used as a substitute for the surfer dude slang sick, or the hood slang ill.
Substitue for ill-
Gangsta: Yo, dat shit is diseased!
Substitute for sick-
Surfer Dude: Hey man, that was wicked diseased!
Gangsta: Yo, dat shit is diseased!
Substitute for sick-
Surfer Dude: Hey man, that was wicked diseased!
by Alien From a Distant Planet November 21, 2007
Mess with the mind,to hard to let go,memories,INFATUATION gone extremely WRONG,an unaware heartbreaker,admired til thee end,a BAD Habit, AN ADDICTION,Undecisive,Commitment issues,Overanalysing situations,falling hard,first love,unreciprocated love,awaken the taste buds with pleasurable sugar,can't seem to get enough,OBSSESSION.
Rose:"Did i ever tell you about that time i was at the rich house with him?"
Laura:"Yea u went weak at the knees & lost your breath".
Laura:"Did i ever tell u about the time i stayed over with him & he seen his name written on my blazer?"
Rose:"Yea you did & you's went to that lane with the flowers beside the lake".
Laura:"Oh we need to quit this word vomit!"
Rose:"I know we truly are Diseased."
Laura:"Yea u went weak at the knees & lost your breath".
Laura:"Did i ever tell u about the time i stayed over with him & he seen his name written on my blazer?"
Rose:"Yea you did & you's went to that lane with the flowers beside the lake".
Laura:"Oh we need to quit this word vomit!"
Rose:"I know we truly are Diseased."
by CrackG July 5, 2009
The practice of attempting to obtain empathy and attention from others by telling the world of one's disease(s) (real or not).
Bystander: Could I cut you in line, I'm in a rush?
Diseaseism Sufferer: Did you know I have cancer?
Bystander: Sir?.?.?.
Diseaseism Sufferer: Do NOT assume my gender. I have stage 47 male breast caner and have a week to live.
Bystander: I apologize--I just... I need to give you empathy.
Diseaseism Sufferer: (eyes beginning to tear up) Th-thank you...
(All embrace)
Diseaseism Sufferer: Did you know I have cancer?
Bystander: Sir?.?.?.
Diseaseism Sufferer: Do NOT assume my gender. I have stage 47 male breast caner and have a week to live.
Bystander: I apologize--I just... I need to give you empathy.
Diseaseism Sufferer: (eyes beginning to tear up) Th-thank you...
(All embrace)
by sxxxcxxxpxxx October 9, 2017
by jparkinson September 3, 2004
The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from unrequited love, where the patient’s throat will fill up with flower, they will then proceed to throw, and cough up the petals, (sometimes even the flowers). One of the only ways for the disease to ‘disappear’ is if, the said person returns the feeling (it can’t be resolved with friendship, it has to be genuine feelings of love). The infection can also be removed through surgery, though the feelings disappear along with the petals. If they choose nether options, or the feeling is not returned in time, then the patient’s lungs will fill up with flowers, and will eventually suffocate.
There is no specific flower for the disease, but it’ll either be the crushes favourite type of flower, or their favourite colour. We can only hope for the patients, and pray that the crushes favourite flower isn’t a type of rose.
(The length of the disease varies with each person. But on an average, it will last up to 2 or 3 mouths, but sometime it’ll only last, a couple weeks).
There is no specific flower for the disease, but it’ll either be the crushes favourite type of flower, or their favourite colour. We can only hope for the patients, and pray that the crushes favourite flower isn’t a type of rose.
(The length of the disease varies with each person. But on an average, it will last up to 2 or 3 mouths, but sometime it’ll only last, a couple weeks).
~~~Example~~~
The sight was sickening, the body lay limp on the carpet. stained petals, and flowers surrounding them, swirling in a pool of their own blood. I took a deep breath. Then turned to the rest of the group, keeping my head low. 'Who said love couldn't kill?' I let out a low laugh.
"Darn you, Hanahaki Disease," I curse under my breath. Tears threatening to fall.
The sight was sickening, the body lay limp on the carpet. stained petals, and flowers surrounding them, swirling in a pool of their own blood. I took a deep breath. Then turned to the rest of the group, keeping my head low. 'Who said love couldn't kill?' I let out a low laugh.
"Darn you, Hanahaki Disease," I curse under my breath. Tears threatening to fall.
by Friggin_Author_Chan November 12, 2018
The uncontrollable urge to commit crime, only common in the black community. Survival rate is 30%, with most patients dying from rival gang shoot outs, shot by police, overdose and death by drive by.
Dame cuh haven’t seen my nigga in a while, last time I saw his ahh was when he was diagnosed with niggersons disease. Hope he Ight doe.
by Niggerphobic December 13, 2022
by Kif23 January 24, 2012