A Disco Poo is when you got to the toilet with your i-phone or i-pod on loud and play disco music whilst in a cubicle, doing your business. The more public the venue, the better, although you shouldn't be in a club or location where music overshadows your top tunes.
'I just walked in on Tom having a disco poo, he was playing some classic beats'.
When you poop and forget to whipe so it drys in your butt cheeks and you finally aggressively pull the cheeks apart and the poop stays straight in the shape of a disc
"Jerry! I just found biggest poop disc after lunch with karen."
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.