dirty max

it is when a man named max eats your butt and runs you over with a tractor

friend: omg have you met Max
You:no i dont want to he did a dirty max to my dad

by real_babatunde February 23, 2021

Dirty Max

when your head is shaped like Galactus and you use your massive fucking forehead to headbutt a monkey's ass.

person 1: I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw someone "dirty max" a monkey.
person 2: eww wtf that's chapt
monkey 1: yea my ass still hurts

by TheFancyPineappl September 5, 2022

A dirty max is when a guy names Max W shits in a hookers gaping pussy and then eats her out.

Me: I heard Max W was at it again the other night. He pulled another the dirty Max's.
Hayden: That poor hooker.

by BBUUDDAA July 2, 2022

The action of obsessively inhaling your own farts in hopes of becoming immune to all future stench.

What the hell are you doing?

I'm just pulling a dirty Max because my girlfriend let one rip earlier and I nearly died.

by schlup123 March 25, 2016

When a guy chokes a girl whilst railing her hard with her legs up in the air.

He gave me the "Dirty Max" last night

When someone named max gets so horny he starts masturbating anywhere he is.

"What the fuck are you doing we're at your grandpas funeral??"

im sorry im doing a Dirty max

by dickshit420 October 12, 2021

When you are at the mall with your friends and your bud Max starts humping every anime poster at the theaters.

by Dirty_69 December 7, 2022