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When you ride 7 deep in someone's Honda civic to a friends house and decide to buy a 30 pack of eggs to make omelettes, eat em, play party cake a couple hours and then proceed to shit them out on a certain snowdens doorstep. Yuuuuuup
You: Yo dude lets go lay some dirty omelettes tonight at the Snowdens house

Friend: dude it's only Tuesday though

You: your right, this Friday?

Friend: so down, get off work at 8, just enough time to pick up a carton!
by The dirty omelette July 04, 2013
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When you take a shit them flatten it out and fold it like an omelette and beat off with it.
Dude:Bro I can’t find my pocket pussy and my girls away on vacation!

Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.
by Making it clap January 04, 2018
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