Dirty Omelette 

When you put all the ingredients except the eggs into the pan first and cook them up before pouring the eggs in.

I threw some peppers and ham into the skillet and poured the eggs on top, making a dirty omelette.

Dirty Omelette by Glitch Wulf January 20, 2020

Dirty omelette 

When you ride 7 deep in someone's Honda civic to a friends house and decide to buy a 30 pack of eggs to make omelettes, eat em, play party cake a couple hours and then proceed to shit them out on a certain snowdens doorstep. Yuuuuuup

You: Yo dude lets go lay some dirty omelettes tonight at the Snowdens house

Friend: dude it's only Tuesday though

You: your right, this Friday?

Friend: so down, get off work at 8, just enough time to pick up a carton!

Dirty omelette by The dirty omelette August 2, 2013

Dirty Omelette 

When you take a shit them flatten it out and fold it like an omelette and beat off with it.

Dude:Bro I can’t find my pocket pussy and my girls away on vacation!

Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.

Dirty Omelette by Making it clap January 4, 2018

Dirty Omelete 

When you're fucking a fat girl and cum under a fat flap. Leave it there overnight and eat that shit for breakfast.

Me and your mom made a dirty omelete for breakfast.

Dirty Omelete by Dingaroo December 2, 2020