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Dirty Reyes

(Verb) When engaging in coitus, while the female is positioning herself in the doggy position, the male will then lick the tip of his fingers gently. After this, the males wet fingers will proceed to make contact with the Vaginal area of the female. He will then spread his wet fingers around her vagina, thus making the clitoris and vagina wet. The male will then hunch his back, grab his penis, and stick his penis in and out if her vagina rapidly continuing their coitus.
I couldn't tell wether her cum or my silva was oozing out of her vagina after administrating a Dirty Reyes.
Dirty Reyes by JLawIsBae May 27, 2014
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Dirty Reyes

Man Bitch taking it in the ass by a Dirty Doug then begging for an Abe Lincoln.
Dirty Reyes by Doug Nielson April 26, 2009

dirty Reyes

In the vain of the dirty Sancez and the dirty Rodriguez; the dirty Reyes involves one party sticking their finger up the ass of another, and then sticking their stinky finger into the person's ear after licking it. Also known as a poo stank wet willie.
We were gettin' hot and suddenly she whipped out her finger with that two inch fake nail and proceeded to give me the first dirty Reyes of my life.
Inspired by that girl at work...you know the one...dumb broad
dirty Reyes by Scully1013 November 6, 2008

Dirty Reese's Cup

The act of hiding a turd in someone's peanut butter for them to find after much consumption.
I gave Robert a Dirty Reese's Cup a few days ago. Now it's just a waiting game.
Dirty Reese's Cup by TNSJ January 1, 2012

Dirty Reese 

When you’re fucking a girl on the couch at your friends house and the couch breaks underneath you guys
Yeah i hit her with the Dirty Reese last night
Dirty Reese by ThiccyRiccy April 16, 2020

dirty reese's

the sexual act of placing peanut butter in the anus, then being penetrated and removing the anus butter through the act of blumpkin
Lexis made sure to buy some jiffy so i could lay that dirty reese's on her last night
dirty reese's by georguis May 22, 2011

dirty reese 

when a guys dick is too small for the girls tight pussy and she leaves him with blue balls
last night i did the dirty reese now im sad and horny
dirty reese by jeded April 15, 2020
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