by Jd of August 29, 2018
The act of: you put French fries (or any carb) on your butt and have seagulls eat them off so you get beak penetration.
“Bro, I’m not sexually satisfied anymore.”
“I heard that Bruce had a good time with a Dirty Nigel last night.”
“I heard that Bruce had a good time with a Dirty Nigel last night.”
by Spitfiremako August 17, 2018
Term used for a long haired person who tends to get drunk easy.
They have a tendacy to be small and week,
They have a tendacy to be small and week,
by Joobe June 06, 2007
To deliver an oversized mechanic’s index finger into the naughty balloon knot of your lover as she bends over to pick up your shooting brogues.
“Carol my dear, would you mind awfully grabbing my shooting attire from the back door and placing them on the drying rack for me”
“of course not Nigel my darling…..……JESUS CHRIST!! Is that your finger or a coke can that’s just tickled my spleen from the basement entrance?!?! It felt like someone just used me as a guitar case.”
“Oh Carol, you do make me laugh. I just saw your delightful rear end calling to me through that Cath Kitson dress and I felt compelled to deliver a good old Dirty Nigel to you bum-hoolio. Love you”
“Love you too you cheeky monkey”
“of course not Nigel my darling…..……JESUS CHRIST!! Is that your finger or a coke can that’s just tickled my spleen from the basement entrance?!?! It felt like someone just used me as a guitar case.”
“Oh Carol, you do make me laugh. I just saw your delightful rear end calling to me through that Cath Kitson dress and I felt compelled to deliver a good old Dirty Nigel to you bum-hoolio. Love you”
“Love you too you cheeky monkey”
by Rachel1980 August 09, 2025