Dirty Nigel
Dirty Nigel by Jd of August 29, 2018
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Dirty Nigel
The act of: you put French fries (or any carb) on your butt and have seagulls eat them off so you get beak penetration.
“Bro, I’m not sexually satisfied anymore.”
“I heard that Bruce had a good time with a Dirty Nigel last night.”
“I heard that Bruce had a good time with a Dirty Nigel last night.”
Dirty Nigel by Spitfiremako August 17, 2018
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dirty nigel
Term used for a long haired person who tends to get drunk easy.
They have a tendacy to be small and week,
They have a tendacy to be small and week,
dirty nigel by Joobe June 6, 2007
Dirty Nigel
To deliver an oversized mechanic’s index finger into the naughty balloon knot of your lover as she bends over to pick up your shooting brogues.
“Carol my dear, would you mind awfully grabbing my shooting attire from the back door and placing them on the drying rack for me”
“of course not Nigel my darling…..……JESUS CHRIST!! Is that your finger or a coke can that’s just tickled my spleen from the basement entrance?!?! It felt like someone just used me as a guitar case.”
“Oh Carol, you do make me laugh. I just saw your delightful rear end calling to me through that Cath Kitson dress and I felt compelled to deliver a good old Dirty Nigel to you bum-hoolio. Love you”
“Love you too you cheeky monkey”
“of course not Nigel my darling…..……JESUS CHRIST!! Is that your finger or a coke can that’s just tickled my spleen from the basement entrance?!?! It felt like someone just used me as a guitar case.”
“Oh Carol, you do make me laugh. I just saw your delightful rear end calling to me through that Cath Kitson dress and I felt compelled to deliver a good old Dirty Nigel to you bum-hoolio. Love you”
“Love you too you cheeky monkey”
Dirty Nigel by Rachel1980 August 9, 2025
Dirty Niels
The act fucking beloved pets and farm animals while you are fantasizing that it is your older brother.
Dirty Niels by Glendobanano April 13, 2021
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