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Dirty Munro 

From Scottish Origins, A Dirty Munro commonly takes place on either a croquet field or a golf course.

A male will proceed to perch himself ontop of a bench followed by a small leap into the air, using gravity to aid the insertion of a full golf club/croquet racket deep inside the colon. Once inserted he will wait for the next group of players to tee off and use him as a putter/racquet.
"That was a spectacular round today, even landed that putt with the Dirty Munro on the 14th"
Dirty Munro by RLFORESKIN October 31, 2021
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dirty monroe 

When a woman has more game than any man you’ve ever met and you get played like a bitch like you was about to play her
“I really liked her but she pulled a dirty monroe”
dirty monroe by Monroeroe June 6, 2019

Dirty Munoz 

1. Reverse titty-fucking, esp. with a physically handicapped recipient.
2. The sexual act involving the thrusting of a penis between breasts from the wrong - or reverse - side (with the haunches positioned near or on the recipient's face).
3. Sexual intercourse involving at least one physically handicapped partner, specifically upon the insertion of the penis into cleavage from an uncommon direction.
1. Your sister pissed me off, so I gave her some "E" at the party. Later I gave her a Dirty Munoz in your parents' room and I think she liked it.
2. "Hey John, I heard you gave your girlfriend a Dirty Munoz."
3. "Why don't we try something new, Clarice," Bruce insisted before giving his wife a Dirty Munoz.
Dirty Munoz by IComeAnon December 9, 2008

Dirty Munraj 

When you’re about to finish inside a girl, throw on your Bluetooth headset and yell “OOOOOKOKOKOK”
I pulled a dirty Munraj last night, my wife loved it!
Dirty Munraj by ooooookokok March 11, 2020

dirty munoz 

The act of dipping while having anal sex. Then turning her around and spitting in her face
Ranaee:Why do you smell so bad
Katie:Because Luke gave me a dirty munoz!
dirty munoz by Norman b 123 February 7, 2009
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