Dirty Lopez

When one inserts two fingers in the pink and a fist in the stink.

Brian totally just gave that slute the Dirty Lopez...and she liked it!

by the dirty lopez July 15, 2009

Dirty Lopez

Laying on your back while recieving a BJ right before busting a nut, lift your legs up, lock your feet, and push your feet in. This forces the girls head down, making her deep throat. Then bust in the back of her throat. Don't let go until she swallows everything.

I was getting some head, and totally gave my girl a Dirty Lopez.

by Raul Lopez May 2, 2008

Dirty Lopez

The act of sexual penetration in the eye socket of a skull.

While David was decorating for halloween he gave the skull a Dirty Lopez.

by ecvbub February 26, 2011

Dirty Lopez

When a man eats out a woman as fast as he possibly can.

Yeah dude she wanted to go all night but i just went down and gave her a dirty lopez bro.

by aarpero April 23, 2010

Dirty Lopez

When one individual has sex on consecutive nights with two different girls who are best friends.

- Dude I pulled a Dirty Lopez with those Brynn and Ashley!
- Aren't those two best friends?
- Yeah! And neither one knows I did it with other!

by trojanman2406 March 18, 2014

Dirty Lopez

The act of leaving a shit eyebrow on a girl's forehead.

That bitch at the salon used so much eyebrow pencil that it looked like she gave me a Dirty Lopez.

My cock was so covered in shit that I could give her a Dirty Sanchez and a Dirty Lopez.

by BunnySkynet June 8, 2011

Dirty Lopez

Just like a Dirty Sanchez but you end up on TBS.

This week on Lopez tonight Heidi Montag tells all about her dirty sanchez, now officially becoming a dirty lopez.

by bopovich January 26, 2010