While being pegged by the largest dildo you can legally buy, and reciting the Barney theme song in the voice of pee wee Herman. If he cums, he is to then lick the goop off of the dildo
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.