dirty carla

when you piss your pants on a all boys camping trip.

person 1: ok guys I just pissed myself.
person 2: oh my god she just pulled a "dirty carla"

by TheFancyPineapple June 29, 2022

Dirty Carla

A Dirty Carla is where a bearded man performs cunnilingus on a female while she is eating a burrito laced with laxatives. If the woman can spew diarrhea before the man can make her cum, she wins another round of Dirty Carla at her choosing. If the guy makes the woman cum, she buys him Taco Bell for 2 weeks.

Money is getting tight! I might need to roll the dice and play Dirty Carla to put food on the table.

by irish cow17 November 8, 2014

dirty calamari

The object of much veneration and derision as well, the anus. Also known as the rosebud, balloon knot, starfish, brown eye, back door, and many other terms.

Jimmy loved the taste of Jane's dirty calamari and rimmed her every chance he got.

by NavyRhino June 1, 2018

Dirty Caelan

The act of inserting whipped cream within a woman’s vagina and utilizing ones meat wand to remove the whipped cream. The woman is then required to ingest said whipped cream as the man ejaculates in a combination of whipped cream and semen.

Oh I got hit with the Dirty Caelan last night it was divine.

by Nolilbois October 22, 2020