A Dirty Carla is where a bearded man performs cunnilingus on a female while she is eating a burrito laced with laxatives. If the woman can spew diarrhea before the man can make her cum, she wins another round of Dirty Carla at her choosing. If the guy makes the woman cum, she buys him Taco Bell for 2 weeks.
Money is getting tight! I might need to roll the dice and play Dirty Carla to put food on the table.
The object of much veneration and derision as well, the anus. Also known as the rosebud, balloon knot, starfish, brown eye, back door, and many other terms.
Jimmy loved the taste of Jane's dirty calamari and rimmed her every chance he got.
The act of inserting whipped cream within a woman’s vagina and utilizing ones meat wand to remove the whipped cream. The woman is then required to ingest said whipped cream as the man ejaculates in a combination of whipped cream and semen.
Oh I got hit with the Dirty Caelan last night it was divine.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.