Dirt Pickle Share definition Flag A turd that has a faintly sour smell, a deep dirt color, and is the same size and shape as a whole jumbo dill pickle. Holy shit, look at that dirt pickle Bill left on the porch Dirt Pickle by Godstomper151 February 7, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Dirt Pickle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch