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Ding Dong Dash

A child's game where a door bell is rung (ding dong) and the child runs before the door is answered (dash).
That kid ding dong dashed me when I was sleeping and I was mad!
Ding Dong Dash by Sugarsnap February 22, 2009

Ding Dong Dash

Where an unknown person comes sprinting behind you, pulls down your pants, has rapid sex with you for 5 seconds, pulls your pants back up, and jumps through your window and runs away.
this random guy came through my back door and ding dong dashed me before i even noticed.
Ding Dong Dash by The C and E crew October 24, 2009

Ding dong dash

"OH MY GOD LOOK AT YOUR DING DONG DASH POKE ME (; "

Ding Dong and Dash 

When you gotta smash but you gotta blast before her dad comes into the room.
Guy 1: Yo fam I totally pulled a Ding Dong and Dash on Marion last night!
Guy 2: Dude no way!

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026