An English language reference that was obviously not consulted by any of the previous writers, based on their multiple grammatical and spelling errors.

Pick up a book called Dictionary.
Search through the words (might need to sing the alphabet) and find the definition for it.
This is probably one of the worst definitions...

A book or whatever that people read to look for definition with big ass words that you'll have to look for again only for it to define the word with "ly" in the end and it won't help. So you look the word up in urbandictionary or look if someone already asked what the word was in yahoo answers.

a book that will tell what words mean
EXAMPLE
example - how something works
dictionary - a book that tells you words

You St00pid

A compiled collection of what was every known word still in present use in the english language. It was put together in an attempt to stem the mutation of the already unstable english language and keep it in a fair condition for future generations. Though dialects have evolved since then, it has managed to maintain the grammatical and vocabulary structures of the language to a good enough point that present society can still read old language tracts without much effort. For example of success; latin, due to its spoken frequency and under developed linguistical records, after the collapse of the culture, mutated into the romantic languages of French, Spanish and Italien, while English after subsequent invasions became a hybrid of Norse (Frissian dialect) and Germanic. Only after a dictionary was written around the 17th century did the English language stabalize into its still recognizable form today.

1. An expensive encyclopaedia where people look up the definitions of words.
2. A censored and sophisticated version of Urban Dictionary.
3. What we all wish n00bs on forums and chat sites knew how to use.