dickless spencer
dickless spencer by That Lego on the floor May 24, 2017
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Dickless Sex
Dickless Sex by Thekittytamer June 11, 2022
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Dickless Cock Sucker
Dickless Cock Sucker by JJames September 17, 2005
Dickless Dirty Sanches
When one sticks index finger in or around butthole and walks up to an unexpecting victum then rubs saturated finger between upper lip and nose area.
Boy 1 "Daaang girl did you hear what happend to Gina?!"
Boy 2 "Naw, son what went down?"
Boy 1 " Girl Gina was actin a fool so Shawndra stuck that finger of hers in her booty hole and gave Gina that dickless dirty sanches!"
Boy 2 "Naw, son what went down?"
Boy 1 " Girl Gina was actin a fool so Shawndra stuck that finger of hers in her booty hole and gave Gina that dickless dirty sanches!"
Dickless Dirty Sanches by Shaafreekya February 20, 2011
Dickless in Seattle
The extreme frustration occasioned by the inability to pursue the ample sexual opportunities in Seattle Washington.
Seattle is a place abundant in beautiful and willing women. You can imagine my frustration when I had a herpes flare-up and was DICKLESS IN SEATTLE.
Dickless in Seattle by Jon Barleycorn March 14, 2011
Dickness Scale
The Dickness Scale is a scale from 1-12 inches. Created by two best friends named Jackie and Kennedy in GA.
Sometimes if his personality or hotness is really high then it may go above the dickness scale. There is also a Dickness Scale for chodes.
Sometimes if his personality or hotness is really high then it may go above the dickness scale. There is also a Dickness Scale for chodes.
Person 1: ohhh that guy is sooo hot.
Person 2: What do you rate him on the Dickness Scale??
Person 1: He's a 72. *gets horny*
Person 2: What do you rate him on the Dickness Scale??
Person 1: He's a 72. *gets horny*
Dickness Scale by McDanger February 7, 2009
dickless trap
Basically the father that abandoned you, but in the body of an anime girl with an oem vagina. Extremely hot, will fix your car, beat your ass. Seems like a trap, but isn't. XX, feminine features, though high in Testosterone.
dickless trap by src101 January 13, 2022
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