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The discharge of Chlamydia while urinating resulting in a thick, yellow-brown gelatinous string, smelling of rotted banana yogurt and fermented amniotic fluid, that doesn't detatch from the pee-hole, and swings gently between the knees, weighted with the gristly plug of the dried discharge clinging at the end.
Christian played with Sebastian's dick worm all night.
by Vag640 April 07, 2009
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Can be used for a nickname for basically any STD
The bitch gave me a bad case of dickworms!
by crazyfock November 07, 2003
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Dickworm can be defined as a parasitic infection that grows on the shaft of a mans penis. It is often greenish yellow to complete yellow in colour and can itch or burn on contact. Dickworm often takes form in small spots or one single large spotted infection.

Dickworm is primarily caused by improper Asian blowjob technique or by masturbation with metal cleaning liquids. Rarely dickworm can be found on a joanzburged dog or the dogs master. (From prolonged contact with dog)

There are two treatment techniques for dickworm:

A) Anal sex has been known to remove dickworm completely

B) Rub olive oil on your shaft, then shred the infected spot raw with a cheese grader. This will almost always destroy the infection.
"Oh my god, that guys cock has dickworm!"

"I pulled it out, and he had fuckin dickworm!"

"I got head from that fuckin lee-lee sucklow girl, she gave the worst BJ ever..I busted in her right eye and the next day I see symptoms of fuckin dickworm, not again!"

by Jim Blackness December 12, 2005
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can be used to describe literally anything or anyone or any action.
throw them dick worms up!
you are such a dick worm....
dick worms unite
by MAC September 15, 2004
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can be used to mean basically anything you want to describe (good/bad/ugly/stupid/mean/lucky/awesome)Background:rambled out of my mouth one fine day in the 4th im a freshman at college and use of the word in notheren VA is more popular than ever
That wombat was such a dickworm!!
Thats SO dickworm!!
by Merrill Chanel May 14, 2004
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From penile worms, a medical condition that means exactly what it sounds like,
used to mean douche as in, a person
by Krystal Iceborn August 24, 2017
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The little residual bit of semen that comes out of your urethra into the toilet when you take a piss after cumming.
I totally banged that chick and then I watched the dickworm dance around in the toilet after I fucked her.
by fiercealien August 02, 2019
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