Dick Twins

When, in your group of friends, there are two friends who believe they are closer than anybody else and will continually ignore or make fun of everybody else because they are so "close" and have SO many inside jokes to share with each other. This quality makes them act and seem like dicks. Their friends that have been isolated sometimes question whether or not these two friends are actually dating because they appear to be so "close".

Person 1:"Hey, are the Dick Twins coming over tonight?"
Person 2:"Nah man, they're fine when they're by themsevles with us, but when the both of them are together I just can't deal with them."

Person 1:"Hey-not everybody's here yet-where are the Dick Twins?"
Person 2:"I dunno, they bailed on me man-they're probably out on a date or something because you know how "close" they are."

Dick Twins by MonMon de BonBon July 25, 2010

Dick Twins

when you are watching porn and the guys dick looks just like yours.

I just watched a video with a celebrity and realized my dick was almost identical.

I saw my friend while we were pissing and noticed we are definitely not dick twins.

Dick Twins by jonesberger August 26, 2021

Dick Twins

When you and another guy have the same dick size

Bro 1: hey bro wanna compare dick sizes?
Bro 2: sure bro
Bro 1: bro we're dick twins!
Bro 2: bro!

Dick Twins by BaconMan465 July 12, 2020

dick twins

Dick twins: Your dick looks like your face by mistake. Dick twins...

Your face looks just like your dick. That's why when you go down on her she always says no. Not yet not yet. Dick twins...

dick twins by mali it titi mo June 7, 2017

D.r.t. (Dick riding twins) 

A name used for two people fuckkng the same guy

"The same d.r.t. (dick riding twins) did it again!"

D.r.t. (Dick riding twins) by Literallynoideadude September 22, 2023

Dick Twin 

When two bros find that they have identical penises.

“WOW BRO! Nice dick! It looks just like mine! You must be my dick twin!”

Dick Twin by Neubekk June 19, 2019

Dick Twin 

You're watching porn, and then you see something on screen that looks a lot like the something in your hand. Your dick twin! And suddenly, you feel a lot better about yourself. Suddenly, you feel like you're having sex yourself! Depending on what's done in the situation, 'dick twin' can be both a verb and a noun, and it can be both the actor on screen, and the little actor who gets way more screen time.

'Wow, that's a dick twin right there.'

'I'm dick twinning, send you the link later.'

'I dick twinned last night. But I think mine's a little girthier.'

'Dick twinnage can save a man.'

'My dick twin even sounds like me.'

Dick Twin by lookaroundyou August 25, 2013