Dick String 

A long string that you attach to your penis for men who are too fat to find/reach it otherwise. Comes in handy for those intimate moments or when going pee. Will also be marketed in cool patterns for holiday seasons, and camoflauge/blaze orange for outdoorsmen. The slogan is "It's fashionable, functional and in some cases even offers protection!" (In the case of the hunter: no one will shoot off your willy in the woods when you've got the blaze orange model!)

Maybe I should lose some weight, I can't see my penis anymore.." "No way dude, go buy a Dick String!

Dick String by NurseRissa October 17, 2010

Dick String Cheese 

When you peel the smegma off of your dick.

Bro, check out my dick string cheese collection.

Dick String Cheese by cakeerealurban April 4, 2025

Cow dick string cheese

Its just smegma of a cow.

Hey I have a cow with some cow dick string cheese. Smegma of the cow. My cow has a lot of smegma of also know as cow dick string cheese.

Cow dick string cheese by BuBzreal April 29, 2026

string dick 

A really thin dick or cock. More flacid than a needle dick.

The sorority girls laughed at their friends surprising post date story about the drunk jock's pathetic string dick.

string dick by Sauceman January 21, 2005

dick stringer 

Another name for Kieran

"Is that Kieran"
"Nah dude, that's Dick Stringer"

dick stringer by Cunt Smasher3 October 6, 2013

Spring dick

When having a big dick tucked in your pants but when getting a boner the dick lunges at you or springs at you

my spring dick was showing at church today

Spring dick by dawdbro September 14, 2016

Dickstinger 

A common strategy in the southeastern United States, where a native wasp is captured and released inside somebody's dwelling at a predetermined time to force them awake.

Most commonly a paper wasp or mud dauber, but occasionally a much more aggressive yellowjacket. The wasp will harass any sleeping guests ultimately preventing returning to sleep.

"Roy thinks he's going to sleep off that hangover, but I've got a dickstinger in a mason jar with his name on it."

"If they don't get up before 10AM, I'm releasing a few dickstingers in their room."

Dickstinger by Fascinus December 8, 2022