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Dick Rob 

v.- A derivation of the names Ricky Bobby and Dickie Roberts. Specifically applies to any situation in which one is wronged, especially sexually. May be applied to other usages than the verb form- i.e. Dick Robbed, Dick Robber, etcetera.

Synonymous to the phrase Cock Block.
You totally Dick Robbed me at the party last night, Jared. That girl was totally DTF until you puked on me.
Dick Rob by Dickie Bobby August 7, 2011
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Big Dick Rob 

The name "Big Dick Rob" can be a title given to any human or animal with a naturally gargantuan dong. The origins come from a man named Rob that had a large penis, he was given the nickname "Big Dick Rob" and the rest is history.
"Holy shit have you seen his cock Martha?"
"Yeah! He really is a Big Dick Rob"

"Hey! There he is, it's Big Dick Rob!"
Big Dick Rob by FisherPrice1928 February 22, 2017

Dick-rub-Rob-ism 

A Dick-rub-Rob-ism is a funny and offensive saying to make your friends laugh; always involving at least one first name, sexual connotation, and alliteration. The term was born from the original, "Dick rub Rob rubs Rick's rib dick raw."
"I'm bored. Let's make up some dick-rub-Rob-isms."
Other examples:
Tip tug Todd takes Tim's tiny tip timidly.
Penis pull Paul parks Peter's pale prick.

Robbed my dick like Dick Robinson!!

An expression used when you were given a really nice blow job or basically given some really nice action involving the penis.
George: Hey, guess what?

Daniel: What?

George: Last night, your mom robbed my dick like Dick Robinson!!!

Dick Robbing 

Taking the fame of someone you were close too and who you also closely revered. Can be something as mundane as taking the credit for a joke. In dramatic cases assuming that person's identity entirely in some delusion case of you honoring them.

Picking up the baton that was dropped 2 hours after the race.
"I can't believe Rudy is dick robbing Rex Splode this hard."

Robot Dick 

The metal vaporizers in use by DB hipsters to let others know they have just come out of the closet,the user of a robot dick will convey how gay they are by what scent they decide to use in their robot dick.
Mr. Barton has a whole closet of robot dicks next to his collection of skinny jeans and eurotrash scarves.
Robot Dick by superwebley August 31, 2015

Robert's Dick 

The smallest piece of flappy skin in existence, can't get hard, viagra doesn't even help.
Robert's dick? What's that?
Robert's Dick by ThaCheesyBoi14 October 24, 2019
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