by Lil bubuchi October 5, 2018
Get the Dick in mouth mug."Dick In Mouth" or "D.I.M" is an acronym for someone(usually a guy) whos is basically an idiot, acts like a retard or is simply a dumb fuck and would look better with the "dick in the their mouth"
"Hey dick in mouth , what the fuck are you doing over there? You gonna get that done or pound salt up your ass?!"
by Optimus Doozer October 20, 2006
Get the Dick in mouth mug.Pretty self explanatory. When something sucks or blows or is just dumb. Can be used as a play on words.
Example 1:
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: O i couldn't here you on account of Dick in Mouth .
Examlpe 2:
Teacher: Today we are going to talk about our feelings.
Student: That's so Dick in Mouth .
Example 3:
Fred: When i was little, i fell down the steps and knocked out all my teeth and that's why i talk with a lisp.
Brianna: O thats def D.I.M.
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: O i couldn't here you on account of Dick in Mouth .
Examlpe 2:
Teacher: Today we are going to talk about our feelings.
Student: That's so Dick in Mouth .
Example 3:
Fred: When i was little, i fell down the steps and knocked out all my teeth and that's why i talk with a lisp.
Brianna: O thats def D.I.M.
by Big Sammy Fish Head May 16, 2008
Get the Dick in Mouth mug.Woman 1: Did you watch 50 shades of gray?
Woman 2: Yeah, the girl must have had dick in mouth disease.
Woman 2: Yeah, the girl must have had dick in mouth disease.
by Mrconjman July 5, 2017
Get the Dick in mouth disease mug.Dick In Mouth Syndrome, aka D.I.M.S., is a condition in which an individual does not want to get off his fucking lazy ass and get a job.
"Dude, why are you always borrowing money from your mom?"
"I don't feel like getting a job. I have Dick In Mouth Syndrome."
"I don't feel like getting a job. I have Dick In Mouth Syndrome."
by Powderkegg October 10, 2008
Get the Dick in mouth syndrome mug.Another term for when a female is sexually interested in you, also meaning:
She likes him.
She digs him.
She wants to fuck him.
She likes him.
She digs him.
She wants to fuck him.
Man 1: Dude, oh my gosh, you know that girl Amy? She wants my dick in her mouth.
Man 2: Oh, you mean that fat chick?
Man 2: Oh, you mean that fat chick?
by TargetThis March 30, 2009
Get the she wants my dick in her mouth mug.The phrase people say when trying to fuck up your focus when playing video games, sports or having sex.
(guy steps up to hit driver)
Guy: "silence please"
Douchebag: "Dick In Your Mouth!"
Guy: "Dammit Chris!"
Guy: "silence please"
Douchebag: "Dick In Your Mouth!"
Guy: "Dammit Chris!"
by mucusalarmclock November 22, 2011
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