cotton swab dick chick

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.
Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)
by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016
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Stick a dick chick

Some random chick that you just want to stick your dick in. You know you ain't gonna bring her home to momma.
I need to bust a nut, Where is a stick a dick chick
by msevian December 27, 2016
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dick-lick chick

A rude term for a woman or teen (or girl) who is very slutty and gets very into sex or sexual behavior.
i.e : You see a girl really REALLY hitting on some guy, looking so desperate and going on over and over and acting really slutty "Wow, look at her, she's a real dick-lick chick huh?"
by urbancow May 28, 2016
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dicks before chicks

1. When a girl leaves her friends to hang out with her man.
2. When a girl forgets about her friends because she got a boyfriend all the sudden.
3. Inverted "hoes before bros"
"Sarah's a ho. Everytime she gets a new man, she's always dicks before chicks. And then she comes back a month later when she breaks up with the guy and just expects everything to be the same."
by msizzle88 October 08, 2007
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dicks over chicks

When all a girl cares about is dick. She will even backstab her 'friends' just to get it. Therefore these girls don't have female friends. Because they chose dicks over chicks.
"Britney says she doesn't have girlfriends because they are too much drama, and that shes a guys girl. But in reality, its because shes a home wrecking whore that chooses dicks over chicks."
by mmddyy May 26, 2014
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chick dick

No boyfriend? Go buy a chick dick!
by D. Gould November 29, 2006
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Dick To Chick Ratio

The ratio of guys to girls at any place.
Man, Simons dick to chick ratio is like 30.

Wow Bobs dick to chick ratio is negative 5.
by BA_O_DA_ DAY September 30, 2010
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