Dick Bricking

An action performed on someone so inconsolably stupid that you need to let them know the amount of their stupidity, in the most informal and direct way. Take a dick pic, print it, tape it to a brick, then whack the aforementioned stupid person upside the head.

"Wow, Mark really deserves a good Dick Bricking"

by Qby42 September 13, 2016

Dick Brick

When it’s so fucking cold outside

Yo it’s dick brick today.

by andy_get_gotted January 29, 2019

Dick Brick

An action, intentional or not, that restricts someone from getting some. Often times this is motivated by feelings of jealousy and competitiveness.

A dick brick is an individual who engages in such actions.

I was so close to getting some, but Holland wouldn’t leave. She’s such a dick brick.

by Pegretscravis April 25, 2019

dick brick

When a male's genitalia is so colossal it could capsize a brick wall.

His dick brick barely fit inside of Kristina. Aw mannn.

by Bertha Boob-face. April 30, 2008

Dick-Brick

(N) An individual who's personality is likened to slamming a brick on ones own dick.

Wow! That guy is a dick-brick.

by Ogre39666 February 01, 2009

dick brick sandwich

Removal of male genitalia with two bricks

I'm gonna give that two timing son of a bitch a dick brick sandwich

by Сука Блять February 21, 2015

Brick Dick

Used in New York as slang for cold as hell

Its brick dick outside

by MszBrooklynNY January 27, 2014