Dick Bat

A bat is known for constantly looking for fresh blood to suck. A 'Dick Bat' is a person (mostly women) who looks for fresh cock to suck.

Basically a cock sucker.

Person A: "Why does Kayla always stay after the game?"
Person B: "homie she be dick bating the whole team"
Person A: "Wow, a straight dick bat!"

Person A: "dude yesterday i was over at kyles house and his mom gave me the best oral sex!"
Person B: "Yea, last time i was over there i got my dick sucked too. Kyles mom is a total dick bat"

Dick Bat by DickBatKayla November 16, 2010

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Dick Bat

1. A strongly annoying animal or being.
2. A bat in Terraria that constantly knocks you off platforms.

Person A: Man that dick bat will not shut up about his new car... he follows me everywhere!
Person B: Surely not man! He seems like a nice...
Dick Bat: Hey guys have you seen my new truck its a 73 ford ranger...
35 minutes later....
Person B: You were right man, he is a real dick bat...

Dick Bat by Brawson October 22, 2011

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Dick Bat

The act of using a mans penis that’s bigger then 6 inches to hit things with preferably baseball

GUYS I FORGOT MY BAT DAWG - just use a dick bat bro

Dick Bat by Slothhy March 27, 2019

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Tired as a big dick bat

Joke from the Kyle Kinane special: Trampoline in a Ditch.

He references a bat species with a huge dick, flying around trying to "think unsexy thoughts" cuz "I don't have the cardiovascular system" to support their huge dick while flying.

Just worked a 12 hour shift and I'm as tired as a big dick bat.

Tired as a big dick bat by JackReed January 5, 2023