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depressionist 

One of my finely tuned skills is being the happiest functioning depressionist you’ve ever met.
depressionist by Nicolaolly February 10, 2021
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Depressimist 

noun
Someone who is so pessimistic, it depresses the people around them.
Dude, just listening to Sarah talk makes me feel dead inside, she's such a depressimist.
Depressimist by Chief Hawks April 8, 2011

Derpressionism 

The Art genre which most emo or scene kids draw
it's not really creative it's just all the same
mostly consists of baby pandas crying holding out his ripped out heart with the words "here take this, i know it's not much but it's all i have for you"
Emo Guy: here i made this for you
Emo Girl: awwwww it's so cute!
Goth kid: ....fml i hate Derpressionism effin' depressionists
Derpressionism by emanyell January 16, 2011

depressionism 

that kind of art that only expresses depression.
what kind of art is that mural? maybe.. depressionism!
depressionism by mave73 April 13, 2011

depressioning 

When you are depressed, but scared to seek help, and would rather die, then tell anyone.
Her depressioning got so bad she could no longer hide it, and told the world by commiting suicide.
depressioning by RoseRot June 4, 2014

depressimistic 

"Blah blah blah"(random girlfriend whining and moaning)
"Listen woman, quit being so depressimistic, things really aren't that bad."
depressimistic by A. Cameron August 4, 2007

Depressionistic 

1. When when your describing something that's depressed but you want to be more creative.

2. When your depressed but optimistic
Look at the depressionistic frog
Depressionistic by Emort Carg June 28, 2019
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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