Dense breast

Noun - a breast, usually a females, that is very dense in nature and typically large in size. As a rule of thumb, dense breasts are also jiggly and fun to play with.

Dude, Christina Hendricks is a smoke show!

I know, she is a total dense breast!

by GRPNR1P September 28, 2016

Dense breast

Boobs that are hard and not flappy and sag to the floor.

Man 1: did you see that girl?
Man 2: yeah she was a real dense breast
Boobs

by Wedge5104 October 5, 2016

Dense breast

When your tits are so heavy they can break watermelon

Did you see that chick on YouTube use her dense breasts??

by The unexplainable September 29, 2016

dense breasts

Taylor Swift

Damn bruh Taylor got them dense breasts.

by biGjOHNNY34 September 29, 2016

Dense breast

When you hug a girl not intended to be friendly but to feel if her boobs are real and you discover that they are hard like boulders. You then realise that she is a fake whore.

Ed: wow! I feel like I haven't seen you in ages! (Hugs Jenifer)

Jenifer: omg! It's so nice to see you!
Ed: (gets a good feel of the dense breasts and pulls away with disappointment)

Ed: (whispers) I thought you were different.

by Blondybonder September 27, 2016

Dense breast

The state of u having large andouble firm breasts

Ohhhh that girl got the dense breasts

by Derpydederpyderp September 28, 2016

Dense Breasts

Dense breasts breasts with the same mass as normal breasts, but compressed into a raisin or sausage like protrusion that is sometimes confused with a nipple, but is in fact distinct as the entirety of mammary gland itself.

Although widely stigmatized and honestly being pretty fucking horrifying, dense breasts have recently enjoyed a surge in exposure as a result of being culturally normalized across Japan after being prominently featured as a physical attribute of the popular Dragon Ball Super character, Monaka

Monaka is the most powerful fighter in the 9th Universe - are his dense breasts the source of his powers?

by MonakaTheGreat September 29, 2016