v. to use to many large, complex words in a sentence. Also, to make too many obscure historical references in a sentence.
Dennis Miller: I don't want to go on a rant here, but the U.S. foreign policy makes about as much sense as Robert Fulton having sex with Beowulf at the First Battle of Antietam. I mean, when a neo-conservative defenestrates, it's like Rovslofski filibustered deoxymonohydroxinate.
by Corn Flake December 10, 2006
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v. 1. To go from being liberal to conservative in an abrupt fashion. 2. To suddenly change from one state to it's opposite
If I vote for Kerry and he dennis millers I'm going to be pissed!
by Rhodes June 7, 2004
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Political comedian/commentator. Warm up act for has-been egotistical tennis star. Man who disguises innability to discern between right, and his opinion with a thesaurus.
by Black-Cat Bone August 5, 2004
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A 1, 000, 000 : 1 ratio, as observed by professor Frink, ie one person in a million will find a joke funny.

A reference to Dennis Miller's sometimes mystifying commentary on ESPN's Monday Night Football.
*Lisa reads Comic Book Guy's Shirt*
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.
by paynbow April 7, 2006
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