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Decimeter peter

An abnormally small penis.
Girl: "Let's see what we have here..."

*zip*

"Oh shit, how do you expect to fuck me with that decimeter peter?"

Guy: "Damn."
Decimeter peter by chubblywubbly April 18, 2009
A guy who is pretty skinny who sings swang at top of his lungs until his girlfriend ma ni**a makes him stop or else she wears the onesie.
remeber Dimiter oh yea? Know some young ni**s like to swang
Dimiter by Siman 123 June 24, 2018

delimits 

Determines the limits or boundaries of
"In defining nature as an ‘internal principle of change and rest’, Aristotle merely delimits the scope of natural science." Armand Marie Leroi, The Lagoon
delimits by Recyclobat July 22, 2019
To create or limit, to demarcate. Easily the stupidist word in the English language, unless you count irregardless, which means regardless. Delimit means limit.
I delimited the amount of reading time I partook of each day.
delimit by Mr. Rags September 27, 2005
a fine ass native america man who finds himself attracted to beautiful Inuit women
dimiter
dimiter by bigbang123 December 30, 2014

Delimber 

Large tracked truck for delimbing trees. Used by timber businesses. It has an large, long arm for the delimbing. The cab resembles an excavator which also uses tracks to get around. The delimber picks up and delimbs the limbs (branches) off of trees the Feller Buncher felled and dropped. Some of these trucks can measure the trees they delimb. They do this to see what type of paper the trees will make. Delimbers Are Very Helpful Trucks.
I was hiking and heard noise behind some trees so i got scared checked it out. It was only a Delimber.
Delimber by Animal lover 2011 January 23, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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