Deli Meat 

Euphemism for flappy bits of female genitalia.

On howard Stern Jenny Mccarthy referred to her genital lips as "deli meat".

"That chick had a ton of deli meat!"

Deli Meat by tempura May 14, 2007

day old deli meat dangle 

An old beat up pussy that resembles deli meat that has been sitting out for day

I was gonna go down on Melissa but I saw her pussy and it had a bad case of the 'day old deli meat dangles'

day old deli meat dangle by disgruntled vet chef October 30, 2013

Devils deli meat

The deli you know you should avoid based on several past experiences but you decide to dive on in (perhaps intoxicated) and eat it regardless of the physical, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences that may entail

I know she fucked me over 8 times, I know she is a cunt, I know she is worthless, but I had the opportunity and ate the devils deli meat.

Devils deli meat by B-word January 10, 2024

Devils deli meat

The deli you know you want to visit and stay disregarding your alcohol intake and also the risks involved that include but are not limited to: financial, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences

I know she is crazy and a raging cunt but I still need to visit and enjoy the devils deli meat tonight

Devils deli meat by B-word January 10, 2024