The day some really sexy, smart, and buff dudes were born. People born on this day have massive cocks and can steal peoples parents easily(not just moms).
Holy shit its december 9th , gotta suck that guy off i guess. He can leg press both of my parents omg im so wet rn.
by Someone with a massive cock November 26, 2021
by xX_DjUnGeLsKoG_Xx March 21, 2021
by Jeraldstabkr999 December 9, 2021
On this day, any man that is over the age of 5, is required by US federal law 16.8.00.3 to give glizzy gluck 3000 to any other male (doesn’t have to be human). Only exclusion is that it can’t be male.
“Yo it’s december 9th!”
“Imma glizzy gluck my turtle hbu?”
“maybe just the cockroach i killed yesterday”
“Imma glizzy gluck my turtle hbu?”
“maybe just the cockroach i killed yesterday”
by Chlorinated_diplomat December 9, 2020
Hey Julian guess what today is
What?
December 9th Ask you crush out day
Will you go out with me
Sure heather
What?
December 9th Ask you crush out day
Will you go out with me
Sure heather
by Yafavvscogirk December 8, 2019
by Toxic shit December 9, 2020
December 9th overwrites December 10th's "national discord mod day."
random, "December 10th is national discord mod day, that means yall get muted for a day." You, "Actually, yesterday was December 9th, which means today is canceled, and we don't get muted."
by Propqnvity December 10, 2020