Darrin Houseknecht is the worst person you can ever meet. He smells so fucking bad it smells like his dogs took a shit on him and came to school without showering. Hitler killed the Jews with gas and Darrin will kill you with his stench. He is so ranky that he wins his wrestling matches because nobody else wants to be on the mat with him because he is so fucking stinky. He thinks he is cool and stuff but he not. One day someone caught him being like his dad and staring at little kids. God damn. Like father like son. A registered sex offender. He is in ninth grade and sometimes I fear that when the 1st graders walk by he’s just gonna snatch one of them and bring them home
by But cracker USA November 16, 2018
WATCH OUT HERE COMES DARRIN STUMPF
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by emofurryluvrr March 28, 2023
An independent Indian man who don’t need no frat. Though Darrin carries a slight odor, he is a kind, funny, and honest individual. Darrin never fails to bring the sass, and livens up any diversity lacking, conservative, Christian college.
by Wild horsiepoo February 4, 2019
Darrin is a guy who will be there for you when nobody else will, he is someone you can count on at a drop of a hat...he may be late, but he'll always be there. If Darrin owes you $10, he'll always pay you back, it may be $8 cash, 4 quarters, & a few smokes or even a ride to the store to get a whole pack of smokes! Darrin is a guy who knows every 90's song lyrics by heart especially rock & gangsta rap, he's a die hard Steeler fan hands down, he may be an XBox, Playstation, or Nintendo gamer, or have a hobby of racing those remote RZR cars...he's a big kid at heart. Darrin will usually have a gf or wife that he loves & is loyal to. You can rest assure he allows his woman to be the bread winner, however, Darrins will be that guy who brings home the best deal of the day, he always lucks out with great discounts & specials that are out of this world, Darrin brings home the bread! Darrin is a family man & a good friend. He'll be that guy, no matter how old he is, who will get in a fist fight & find some way to record it! He has a good sense of humor, can make you laugh when you're having a bad day, and can make a bad situation become comical... Darrins are good story tellers too, you might learn a little something from a Darrin. If you know a Darrin, you'll want to keep him around.
I bet Darrin knows who sings this song...
I dont know what we'd do if we were kicked out of our home tomorrow & didn't know where we'd move all of our shit to, I know, we'd call Darrin!
I dont know what we'd do if we were kicked out of our home tomorrow & didn't know where we'd move all of our shit to, I know, we'd call Darrin!
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