A guy whose name is the only cool part of him. He’s socially awkward and has never seen daylight. Has like 2 friends who are just like him. If you feed him enough conversation he will develop slightly better humor.

big ass forehead

The star of the Devil May Cry series and the biggest badass in videogame history. The inevitably fucked-up DMC2 destroyed his image, making his incredible return to form in DMC3 all the more sweet. His only rival is Sol Badguy from the Guilty Gear series.

Dante is a fat shit and he has no friends. He has a tiny dick and nobody will ever love him.

a jerk that will cheat on you, and is psychotic.

The type of person to have a conversation involving the phrase "triangular penises"