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dank spank 

When an individual has a spank of the monkey because he has become so horny after smoking dank and there are no bitches around to satisfy him.
This white caucasian is here to tell you that there ain't no spank like a dank spank.
dank spank by Buggieboy April 10, 2008

Dank spunk spank 

The art of smoking marijuana while ejaculating on a male's/female's ass, shortly before giving them a hard spank. In doing so, it will make a loud, wet, slapping noise.
Fuck boy: "Yo, I gave Brandi the best dank spunk spank last night!"
Dank spunk spank by Brandi_Inari November 13, 2016

Drank, Dank, and Spank 

It's what makes a fun night. Drank which is alcohol. Dank which is weed. And spank which refers to women or sex in that matter.
Me-"What we doing for my birthday?"

Friend-"We could chill or Drank, Dank, and Spank!"

Me-"I'm down for it"

spanka dank 

Spanka dank is something your creepy uncle will call you on your 13th birthday and keep calling you that for the rest of your life.
Hey, what's up spanka dank, want to go fishing later or catch a movie at 7.00pm?
spanka dank by Casper Shier February 5, 2017

tom hanks spanky dank 

when ur masturbating and thinking of forrest gump running into ur anus
dude i had an amazing orgasm when i was tom hanks spanky dank'in you should try and and if you dont

billiards
tom hanks spanky dank by voodles1 September 16, 2018

dankypank 

a fucking good pancake with weed in it.
That dankypank is the shit
dankypank by genafucke December 19, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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