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Dank Spank 

A phrase commonly used by youthful action sports enthusiasts referring to something that is best, awesome, killer, amazing, or sick.
"Dude, that surfboard is the Dank Spank!"
"Bro, that skate park was the Dank Spank!"
"Homey, that jump you did on your bike was the Dank Spank!"
"Hey buddy, your boat is the Dankest Spankest boat I've ever seen!"
Dank Spank by American Dankster July 19, 2012
Words you can keep

dank spank 

When an individual has a spank of the monkey because he has become so horny after smoking dank and there are no bitches around to satisfy him.
This white caucasian is here to tell you that there ain't no spank like a dank spank.
dank spank by Buggieboy April 10, 2008

Dank spunk spank 

The art of smoking marijuana while ejaculating on a male's/female's ass, shortly before giving them a hard spank. In doing so, it will make a loud, wet, slapping noise.
Fuck boy: "Yo, I gave Brandi the best dank spunk spank last night!"
Dank spunk spank by Brandi_Inari November 13, 2016

Drank, Dank, and Spank 

It's what makes a fun night. Drank which is alcohol. Dank which is weed. And spank which refers to women or sex in that matter.
Me-"What we doing for my birthday?"

Friend-"We could chill or Drank, Dank, and Spank!"

Me-"I'm down for it"

spanka dank 

Spanka dank is something your creepy uncle will call you on your 13th birthday and keep calling you that for the rest of your life.
Hey, what's up spanka dank, want to go fishing later or catch a movie at 7.00pm?
spanka dank by Casper Shier February 5, 2017

tom hanks spanky dank 

when ur masturbating and thinking of forrest gump running into ur anus
dude i had an amazing orgasm when i was tom hanks spanky dank'in you should try and and if you dont

billiards
tom hanks spanky dank by voodles1 September 16, 2018

dankypank 

a fucking good pancake with weed in it.
That dankypank is the shit
dankypank by genafucke December 19, 2006
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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