Daniel is a weird and goofy guy who always understands and supports you. He is funny and talented who likes to be cocky about himself. He is a very loyal boyfriend who loves and takes care of his girlfriend more than anyone else. Sometimes he can be annoying by making sexist jokes thinking hes being funny. He plays guitar well but cant sing without making others ears bleed. Daniel is very realistic and has a good heart. He takes care of his cats and hamsters although they dont like him and keeps scratching and biting him.
by Yourcherry🍒 March 14, 2022
A person who is the definition of retard. Daniel's exist only to make all your other nonexistent friends seem good, these rodent looking creature are incapable of being normal human fucking beings and will annoy you just by standing within a 10km radius of you. Sitting in the same room as a Daniel will cause clinical insanity and retarded thoughts similar to those of the Daniel. Traits of a Daniel include: Being a fuckhead, being a fuckhead and being a fuckhead. If you spot a Daniel in it's nature habitat call 000 and do not approach as it will bite. To remain safe from these creatures here are some details that will help identify a Daniel.
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
Guy 1: Oi mate, is that Daniel?
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!
by AussieFuckhead September 3, 2020
Girl: "Yeah, I fucked Daniel so hard last night."
Girl 2: "Really?! I fucked Daniel yesterday morning!!"
Girl 2: "Really?! I fucked Daniel yesterday morning!!"
by 69bbc February 22, 2015
A Daniel is a THIEF, will take your stuff when your not looking, a Daniel doesnt care for family or friends unless they have money but he only cares for their money. Daniels like to use people and are usually a pothead and nobody will like their kind one day. Daniels are just dirty theives and never leave anything valuable within a few miles of Daniel or it will be stolen. A Daniel isnt a good theif or runaway either everybody knows its him who stole or where hes hiding.
Daniel-hey are you getting bud this week?
Dude-ya why?
Daniel-what day, what day, can I come when you cash your check, where do you normally store your money?
Dude-why so you can Daniel(steal) it all?
Daniel-runs away*
Dude-ya why?
Daniel-what day, what day, can I come when you cash your check, where do you normally store your money?
Dude-why so you can Daniel(steal) it all?
Daniel-runs away*
by Belle dude November 27, 2018
by Lil Swiggz February 22, 2016
A Daniel is a hot and smart person, that is very attractive. A Daniel is easy to rely on and is often friendly.It is known that everyone loves a Daniel.
by gary1232880 March 14, 2016
by Sage QB January 27, 2020