Dane Cook is an American comedian that does screen acting and stand-up comedy. His stand-up comedy is mostly observational. Cook is considered by many to be the funniest comedian to walk this planet. His CD “Retaliation” was on the top ten hits list for a wile. His most famous routines include topics such as someone getting struck by a vehicle, run-ins at “the Wall” and the “sangwich, and the "Heist/Monkey". He has also coined the word “BAMF” short for Bad Ass Mother Fucker and created the Su-Fi (Super Finger). Cook has come out with 2 CD’s so far (“Harmful if Swallowed” and “Retaliation”) and has appeared in numerous movies and numerous TV talk shows and comedy programs such as Saturday Night Live.
"Hahahaa. That Dane Cook is a silly bitch."
by Mr. Different April 4, 2006
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(Pulling a) dane cook: to do/say something that was uncalled for in an environment unappropriate to that action. In simpleton's terms, it means to be a douchebag.
Person 1: Whoa dude, did you see how Vanessa Hudgens got called out at the Teen Choice awards?
Person 2: I KNOW OMG. Tha douche was pulling a major dane cook... oh wait it was dane cook.
Person 1: Lulz.

Girl 1: UGH I can't believe mom brought up my STDs at the family reunion!
Girl 2: Fuck i know. She pulled a dane cook so hard she broke his leg off.
by whatateenagesmartass August 26, 2009
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Possibly the funniset man to walk the earth...hes a BAMF
That Dane Cook guy is a funny bitch
by Katelyn OC May 7, 2006
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that dane cook is a silly bitch...he got me.
by ilovedane October 6, 2006
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Dane cook is the man. One of the funniest dudes of all times. Go to youtube.com and look him up and if you don't laugh then you are one of satan's child (jk) But he is a funny comedian.
Did you know the Price of Right wheel is full of blood- Dance COok

I never like to throw parties because people lose your shit. Hey Where's my mom?-Dane Cook

Ummm, I Broke your refrigerator door, I don't know how-Dane COok

She gave me a kiss and before i knew it she said UHHHHHHH-Dane Cook

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by Gozzy August 20, 2006
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verb: the degeneration of the funniness of a comedian or comedy movie caused by dumb assholes quoting that comedian or movie OVER AND OVER AND OVER again untill he/she/it is no longer fucking funny.
Napolean Dynamite was a great movie, until it got dane cooked; the dumbasses in my history class kept saying "do you ever take it off any sweet jumps?" OVER AND OVER until I began to actually hate the movie which I had originally liked very much.

YES- Dane Cook is a very funny comedian. However it is annoying as fuck when retarded douchebags quote him again and again. He is not the only comedian in the world. Please stop quoting him. AND PLEASE DON'T try to pass any his jokes off as your own. I have seen this happen many times, and it was painful on every occasion.
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