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dandy lions

A group of 2 or more gay lions.
Little boy: Mommy, look at the dandy lions!
Mom: No Coleman, he's just...err...umm.. scratching his friends back. (Nervously pulls son over to look at the monkeys instead)
by bigbadmama January 25, 2011
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Dandy-Lion

A.) a male slut with no nerve.
B.) a male slut who sleeps with and then leaves females high and dry with no care for the woman as a person.
C.) an unstable male who walks the streets believing planet earth is a giant, free or one-drink-minimum, red light district.

Root words:
1.) Dandelion - nuisance weeds that deplete good soil by spreads their seed wherever their wind blows.
2.) Cowardly Lion - a Wizard of OZ character who proclaimed he was a dandy-lion because he lacked the nerve of a lion and was instead a mouse. "I'm afraid there's no denyin' / I'm just a dandy-lion / A fate I don't deserve / I'm sure I could show my prowess / Be a lion, not a mouse / If I only had the nerve."
1.) Random men who have delusions of grandeur believing they too will receive fame, fortune and/or popularity for sleeping with as many women as the superstar, sex symbol and philanthropist, George Clooney.

2.) Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino, a vain Guido reality star who is known for plighting women's only true value as being sex objects. He is perceived by Non Dandy-Lion's as mentally and sexually unstable as well as emotionally abusive to the female gender.
by Zeke Lahr September 27, 2011
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Dandy Lion

An older gay who scopes out bars for younger gays. Thus, the homosexual equivalent of a cougar.
"You don't pick dandelions, Phil. The Dandy Lions pick you."
by Arashmin2BecauseItWontLetMeLog November 30, 2009
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dandy-lion

"A dandy-lion is a lion in Dandyland."
by Chenzo23 September 18, 2008
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Dandy Lion

Dandy Lion is someone who is sweet and caring, she would do anything to help anyone and loves everything. She probably loves hugs, food, and animals. She also loves to bring out her childish side and plays with her toys all the time.
I cant wait for a warm hug from dandy lion!”
by roxydandy October 11, 2021
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dandylions

Lions that are extremely happy or playful.
Fred and I went to the zoo and saw some dandylions there.
by garr8skot January 22, 2009
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the act of two woman sitting in a field of dandilions (or other throwable/small objects)and repeatedly taking turns trying to score.

score as in get the dandilion down the other wonams shirt, or wedged between their cleavege.

rules.
1. must be about 3 ft. apart.
2. must wear low cut shirt (no turtle necks fo sho)
3. must take turns, not a free for all here people.
4. dont use rocks, thats painfull.
5. dont grab the other chicks boobs. thats a foul.
6. first person to get 100 dandelions in the other persons cleavege wins.

tips

1. make sure to properly discard of all dandilions down shirt.
2. make sure there are no horny guys in the premises.
Me and Katie like to play cleavage basketball with dandilions, at lunch.
by green bean is an iguana November 13, 2007
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