DQP 

(Defining Quality Principle) Used to describe just what is keeping a male interested in an otherwise average(6), or below (0-5) woman. Also can serve as a way to keep one's friends from questioning his eye sight.
Most of the time a DQP revolves around one of two things that can fully redeem a female: Tits or Ass. However secondary DQPs are often utilized by more desper...sensitive men.
A DQP can erase a large mid section, disfigured face, or any other general deformity. This in many cases can fall under the "bellydo" rule.

At first considered chauvinistic and cruel, many members of the opposite sex and even non believers of the male population of taken a liking to the DQP. Mainly because they find that when they focus on the best quality of a person, not only does it make that person feel better as if they were interested in them other than a huge set or round booty; they get laid a hell of a lot more.

Guy 1:"Yo dude.. we gotta talk."
Guy 2: "Whats up man"
Guy 1: That.. is that even a girl you were dancing with? She's fugly and is flat as board!"
Guy 2: Yeah, you see her turn around though?

Guy 1: Well.. no..
Guy 2: Oh! oh.. shes going to the bar.. check it!
Guy 1:Damn.
Guy 2: Do I even need to say it?
Guy 1: Solid DQP.

Guy 1: Ay man, Im tryin ta fuck tonight, whatchu gettin into?
Guy 2: Probably Tanya, Vivs sister.
Guy 1: I heard shes fat as fuck dawg.
Guy 2: She got a good DQP. Some big ass titties all in my face.

Guy 1: Still, she aint even thick, she just fat.

Guy 2: As long as her tits stick out further than her belly do. I'm good.
Guy 1: Mann...
Guy 2: Alright then..you gettin pussy tonight?
Guy 1: (Silence)

DQP by McSlurp November 4, 2010

DQP with Chee 

Double quarter pounder with cheese. Andy's invention. Also cool is adding bacon, and making it, DQP Baco Chee.

"Dude, I'm gonna hit McDicks, get myself a little DQP with Chee."

DQP with Chee by kingsexy February 28, 2003

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012