doyley

the flashing of one's ballbags to ya girlfriend's fit sister!

pretending to have boxers on underneat your dressing gown and sitting open legged!

GF: eee are you doyleying my sister?!

by shmegles April 29, 2012

doyley

The ultimate faggot who uses cheap tactics in video games (Also another word for cheap)

Nice doyley tactics you faggot

by Fannymcfee February 18, 2016

doyley

The biggest mind fuck ever

I just talked to her, and boy oh boy did she just pull a doyley

by Godzilla95462 December 02, 2009

Doyley

To have sexual intercourse with a person, animal, or object.

I'm gonna doyley your mom tonight.

I doyleyed your sister yesterday in my car.

You would doyley a dog, pervert.

by the doylinator January 21, 2010

Lloyd Doyley

A professional footballer (and general legend) who plays for Watford FC. Can also be used as a marker for general perfection.

John:How's your cake Tim?
Tim:It's good but it's no Lloyd Doyley!

by Estuary Hornet August 08, 2011

oily doyley

A sexy man with oily hair. His fringe looks like a barcode. Rumour has it every KFC has a clone of this legendary man, keeping him in the basement and cutting off his oil-soaked hair to feed their deep fryers. KFC exclusively uses Doyley-brand premium oil sourced from the hair of Oily Doyley himself.

Also see Doyle Burger and Willy D

I love Oily Doyley!

by Doyle Stan 01 March 16, 2022

Cunt Doyley

A lacy undergarment worn by women and post-op transsexuals.

I'm thinking of buying my girlfriend a cunt doyley for Valentine's Day.

by Milkacows_Mom April 08, 2009