downwind

Being behind someone when they fart.

Pumbaa: ..and it hurt that my friends never stood downwind!

by Captlooloo May 27, 2016

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running down wind

When you seem to be making the right decisions based on the moment but all the results are running 'down wind' from other people spoiling the outcome.

An animal in the forest wants to be 'downwind' of its hunter so the hunter doesn't get a sniff of the prey.
All upwind are 'seen' by those downwind as the wind blows away from them.

"I went and spoke to an advisor about a superannuation investment but when I saved and deposited the amount-the savings went running down wind with the market collapse"

"I follow coaches advice and play wide reciver for the final play but the opposition always pre-interprets the play making me feel like I'm constantly running down wind"!

by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

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Downwinder

A particularly nasty shit taken in the woods, that casts its smell to an unsuspecting victim downwind at an uncanny distance.

Matt ate Indian food for lunch and Mexican for dinner. Situated 200 ft from Brett with a strong wind at his back took a shit in the woods and hit Brett with a downwinder so vile, he heaved from the smell.

by KTM_pnw October 10, 2020

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Downwinder

A particularly nasty shit taken in the woods, that casts its smell to an unsuspecting victim downwind at an uncanny distance.

Matt ate Indian food for lunch and Mexican for dinner. Situated 200 ft from Brett with a strong wind at his back took a shit in the woods and hit Brett with a downwinder so vile, he heaved from the smell.

by KTM_pnw October 10, 2020

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